A yoga move or two…
People do yoga for many reasons.
Some do it for serenity of the mind.
Some to destress.
Some to make sure they are supple.
My yoga teacher tells me it’s all about the breath.
People exercise for many reasons. I run because it gives me sanity. I go to the gym mainly because it provides me with the beautiful sight of the Lancashire County Cricket Club working out before my very eyes.
I have started to do yoga for one reason and one reason only.
I intend to win at the Weetabix game.
It started in the summer. Eighteen friends converged at a house in Wales to celebrate a 40th birthday. It was a great weekend in so many ways except one – I failed at the Weetabix game. A game I had rocked in the past.
At some point during the evening, after the small things had gone to bed and before the fancy dress box had been discovered, it was decided we should all play the Weetabix game. (I don’t need to point out there was wine involved in this decision making process.)
To the non-initiated amongst you, the premise of the Weetabix game is simple. One box of Weetabix (with the contents removed). Weetabix box placed in the centre of the floor. Players take it in turn to pick up the box with their teeth. Only the feet are allowed to touch the floor. Easy. Until everyone has tried to pick the box up – and then an inch strip is torn from the top making the box shorter and thus harder to pick up. Meaning the more bendy you are, the better you are at the game.
So there we were. A room full of friends. Some limbering up and a gradually reducing box of Weetabix. (To be fair we played with a box of Coco Pops, I think this had something to do with my ruin.)
I was quite successful with the lunge approach and then my legs just wouldn’t bend anymore. Leaving in those smug, willowy bendy yoga types…
They flowed to the floor. They reached for the scrap of paper that was the Weetabix/Coco Pop box and then they picked it up. Effortlessly. With not one click of an old bone.
That will be me. Next time. That box is mine.
When I am breathing in on a Thursday night, when I am giving myself calm and serenity through the power of my breath, I am really only thinking one thing.
Next year I am going to rock that Weetabix game*.
*practices yoga moves whilst typing in the downward dog.