As many of you know ‘Project Dog’ has been gaining momentum in our house for a while now.
There was the school PR campaign that the 10 year old launched last year when her cohorts commenced on ‘Campaign Cockerpoo’ which essentially involved bucket loads of research and even the class teacher becoming involved in why we should buy a pooch. That girl has a career in spin ahead of her.
There has been the repeated requests. The promises that said dog will be looked after and the ultimate statement – the small things are prepared to pick up poo.
There have been many a friend who have told me what a ridiculous idea it is and many a friend who have frankly encouraged it so they can enjoy dog ownership from afar without the actually nonsense of owning a pet.
I’ve grown up with dogs. Two labs called Tess and Barney were a big part of my life. I know the joy of having a dog and how tying they can be. Then there is the fact that Tess – family dog of 13 years – bit my beautiful niece when I was looking after her and in one frozen moment turned from pet to animal. One moment that will forever be imprinted in my memory. (Luckily amazing niece is absolutely fine.)
So…. I know that as much as people put their dogs in their handbags and tell me that they are their babies – dogs will always be dogs in my book. A great addition to family life if you get one – but still under it all is the need to train and watch an animal. This is one of the reasons I haven’t even considered it until the small things have got a bit older.
And then I found myself considering it, thinking about it, listening to the raging PR campaign fronted by the children.
Could anything be more powerful – small things pushing cute puppies in front of my face with pleading faces and promises to be good forever.
So I decided a list was in order – the pros and cons of buying a pooch; much like that pros and cons list you write when you are deciding on finishing with your boyf when you are 15…
– dog will be cute
– kids will love dog
– I will be best mum ever
– dog can run with me
– dog will wreck my house
– dog could eat my shoe collection
– dog needs taking out
– dog will poop, in my house, in my garden, on a walk
– I will have to pick up said poop
– dog will be tying
– dog requires commitment
– small things may get bored of dog
– dog will smell (even though there is a poodle parlour right on my high street = bonus)
– dog might get ill which will (a) cost and (b) upset small things
– dog will live a long time
– dog will cry when it arrives and possibly crack even my hardened heart
– a small, teensy weensy matter of possible allergies in the house
– much like those small things, I can’t send a pup back
Anyway, the pup arrives on Friday.
Meet Bessie. Well, could you have resisted?
Bring on the fun…(and mum of the year title).